The Federal Foreskinsic Agency has been around today to collect DNA evidence. It appears that there is some connection between the balls above and the limp pr*ck stick down below. Someone has tried to protect it from the weather using a pathetic excuse for a raincoat, thus trying to incur further limp pr*ckedness in the weather stick... since the raincoat is far too small. For real protection, it would require a longer raincoat,and not such a droopy affair as seen below. In any case, we have had nothing but lousy weather since the weather stick arrived,and now that it has been sabotaged,we have more rain.
The weather stick is confused.
The balls and the raincoat were dusted for prints and small fragments of DNA. All the evidence is being sent to the crime lab in Nashville Tennessee, where other crimes of a similar nature were committed in past years. Mysteriously, the Nashville occurrences have ceased, but they have picked up in such northern locations as far north as Nelson and Vernon...
If anyone around here has had their stick sabotaged, possibly even with wieners, please let me know...the culprit uses many disguises and modis operandi!
Stay tuned for the reveal , in next week's episode...of the FFA.
"The Creator"
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