Tuesday, March 04, 2008

Beiging Olymics Primer

Thought everyone could use some humour!

Prepare now for the Beijing Olympics.


Learn Chinese in 5 minutes (You MUST read them aloud) If you are under 13, you must get your mom's approval!


English - Chinese

That's not right! Sum Ting Wong
Are you harbouring a fugitive? Hu Yu Hai Ding
See me ASAP; Kum Hia Nao
Stupid Man Dum Fuk
Small Horse Tai Ni Po Ni
Did you go to the beach? Wai Yu So Tan

I bumped into a coffee table! Ai Bang Mai Fu Kin Ni
I think you need a face lift! Chin Tu Fat
It's very dark in here! Wai So Dim

I thought you were on a diet! Wai Yu Mun Ching
This is a tow away zone! No Pah King
Our meeting is scheduled for next week! Wai Yu Kum Nao
Staying out of sight Lei Ying Lo

He's cleaning his automobile Wa Shing Ka
Your body odor is offensive Yu Stin Ki Pu
Great Fa Kin Su Pa

PASS IT ALONG. DON'T LAUGH BY YOURSELF!



"The Creator"

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